Resolutions '09!

• Throw away book named ‘Getting Things Done’ as the first decisive step to getting things done

• Taunt police detectives on TV more often

• Read one good book/month

• Sleep less. Complain more

• Invest time and effort ignoring idiots

• Use the trash can more habitually

• Plot detailed world domination plans; Combine with resolution above

• Figure out a way to work the phrase “Resistance is futile” into daily conversation

• Work with scientists to find a cure that stops people from breaking out into song and dance at Democratic National Conventions

• Work with scientists to find a cure that stops people from breaking out into song and dance at venture capital meetings

• Work with scientists to find a cure that stops people from breaking out into song and dance at developer review meetings

• Find a better bunch to hang out with than above three

• Have fewer dark thoughts about Starbucks guy

• Stop being the most devoted reader of own blog. Give others a chance

• Tell fewer jokes involving toilet humor

• Replace this font with one that doesn’t blow. Luckily it’s too stupid to know what I just typed

• Email the Green Party about latest idea to save rainforests by eliminating and recycling bullet points

• Absolutely not give in to my brain’s plea for more sophistication than replying to YouTube commentary. It’s got to learn that I am the Alpha figure around here and it does what I want it to

• Follow all the above resolutions without procrastinating

• Starting 2010